pro, hearing michelle obama give a moving speech about the importance of gun control. con, then seeing her flex her arms and whisper, "except these guns." [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] she's got them. she's in great shape. pro, it's rumored that kim kardashian was in attendance. con, when obama said i promise that i will create jobs for everyone, she was like, "no! why me? why?" pro, obama's fund-raiser will take place at the 40/40 club in midtown. con, biden's after party will take place at bubba gump's shrimp in times square. [ laughter ] excellent shrimp. excellent shrimp. [ applause ] >> steve: so good. the captain dan special. >> jimmy: lieutenant. >> steve: lieutenant dan. well, he got a promotion. >> jimmy: he got a promotion. he's lieutenant dan. at once, he probably was captain dan at one time. pro -- [ laughter ] pro, bill clinton lives just a few minutes away from where the event was held. con, he kept whispering that in beyonce's ear all night. [ audience ohs ] [ as clinton ] "my body's too bootylicious for you, babe. [ cheers and applause ] we can w